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Sam's Recent Top Discoveries and Philosophies

By Kim Libby-Evans

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  • SamIf you push the BIG blue button on the answering machine, it will talk to you. If you open the "flap" and push the LITTLE blue button, it'll talk to you in Mommy's voice.
  • If you throw Mommy's hairbrush in the bathtub, it makes a very loud noise. If you throw a soft plastic cup in, it's not half as much fun.
  • If you push the button on the VCR, you can make Kelsey holler. Pushing the buttons on the remote can have the same effect.
  • If you open and shut the bathroom vanity door loudly and quickly, over and over and over and over and over again, you can make Mommy get off the toilet sooner than usual.
  • The arm of the futon makes a great teether. It leaves marks that you can feel AND it gets a reaction from Mommy.
  • Standing up is a very cool nursing position. So is side-lying with your feet over Mommy's head.
  • The pots and pans cabinet in the kitchen doesn't have a latch on it.
  • If you grab really fast, you can snatch the telephone off the hook while Mommy's putting you in the high chair. If you hold the phone up to your ear for several seconds, someone will talk to you.
  • The diaper genie looks much nicer lying on its side.
  • "Oliver" is a really neat movie. The little critter on Baby Mozart that says "Bleahhh" is pretty cool, too, and can cause you to say "bleahhh" over and over again for hours.
  • Gravity is a wonderful thing. If you toss anything from the high chair, it'll fall to the floor below. Sometimes it'll make a cool, loud noise.
  • If I bite Mommy on the boob, she makes a really unusual noise.
  • Kelsey will share almost anything with you -- almost.

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